Finally some good news for the ageing generation of rockers, not those ageing rockers, the ones in their 30s and 40s that are perhaps starting to feel the weight of their parents influence more than their own ‘cred’.
If breeding is on the cards, the need to move to the suburbs, get a rubbish, sensible car and become a fan of Katie Melua is diminishing. Thankfully.
Newborns can now be ‘got to’ from the very beginning of their lives to ensure Beiber-free years for their parents.
Imagine Led Zepellin, lulling the little ones to sleep. Guns ‘n’ Roses soothing the tears and AC/DC calming the tantrums?
Kiss could tickle toes, The Smashing Pumpkins could blow raspberries on tummies and Metalica could turn sniffles to giggles.
All this is now possible (and tantamount to good parenting surely?) with baby lullabies. Put simply, it is lullaby versions of your favourite rock music. Several companies produce these CDs now including the brilliantly named Rockabye Baby
Any new parent can literally swap a cradle of filth for Cradle of Filth and get the baby into good music from birth.
If, after the above knowledge, any adult ends up waiting 2-hours for a little Canadian bell-end to faux-feint on stage, then they deserve that misery and can not be helped.